Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Poker and Hazardous Jelly (Part I)


Check out that ugly mug, eh? That's me, dressed up to play Forrest Stormbringer, a werewolf character, in our short-lived student-made TV series, New York By Night. It's also the picture I use as my PokerStars avatar, where I go by Echuck215.
That's why so many less scrupulous players call me a Nazi. (Apparently, Nazi's all have fake mohawks.)
Anyway, I'm going to start blogging about my exploits on PokerStars, and identifying some players that are, well, jerks. So, let's start with ROSOMAK. Imagine ROSOMAK has just spent 10 minutes being vulgar, and insulting everyone at the table with his mad chat prowess. Here then are the relevant bits to come after:

Echuck215: I just want you to know that there are those of us who play PokerStars, and are sick of people like you. I don't know what your deal is, but please consider at least being polite.
A FEMALE PLAYER: Echuck just block his chat all u see is stars and then u can think hes actully saying something intellegent
Echuck215: lol
ROSOMAK: bi tch
ROSOMAK: keep sucking
ROSOMAK: and u nazi
ROSOMAK: u look like a crap
#2 MALE: i have reported you to support using the instant hand history
#2 MALE: you really should just stop
ROSOMAK: i dont give a ** ck about itROSOMAK: u ** ckin g idiot]
#2 MALE: guess you don't want to play this site then
ROSOMAK: lick my balls
ROSOMAK: dont want to play it anymoreROSOMAK: too many foolers
ROSOMAK: grosse Menge von Idioten\]
ROSOMAK: mnostwo zjebanych w ryj zjebowROSOMAK: kumasz pedale jeden
A FEMALE PLAYER: lol i dont know what hes saying but i am assuming the more than one sylable is a challenger
ROSOMAK: ciagniej mi lache
ROSOMAK: dummes Tussi
ROSOMAK: blaz mir
ROSOMAK: magst du blazen?
A FEMALE PLAYER: hes probably a very angry 30 yr old who cant get laid
ROSOMAK: i wouldn wonder if i heard it from nazi
ROSOMAK: all americans are such idiots
A FEMALE PLAYER: hense why he cant get it either ......simply no personality
ROSOMAK: they dont know where they are
ROSOMAK: but u
#2 MALE: however i think he just likes the attention so bye bye ros****
ROSOMAK: suck me u loser
ROSOMAK: u old bi tch
ROSOMAK: i wouldnt vomit on u
ROSOMAK: and what about **** ing
ROSOMAK: u decay
A FEMALE PLAYER: they should have an idiot list and they only play with one and other
ROSOMAK: hahah
ROSOMAK: u are gettin old
ROSOMAK: and it hurts
ROSOMAK: u decay
Echuck215: ROSOMAK, what do you get out of this?
ROSOMAK: satisfaction
Echuck215: Why, if I may ask?
ROSOMAK: because it hurts
Echuck215: What hurts?
Dealer: ROSOMAK wins main pot
Dealer: Echuck215 finished the tournament in 1704th place
A FEMALE PLAYER: too bad
ROSOMAK: see ya
ROSOMAK: nazi

So you have an idea how this went now. I think my absolute favorite quote is "you look like a crap." That had me rolling on the floor. Wait 'till next time (PART II) when I reveal PokerStars' response, and my plan to deal with people like this.
Oh, and check out the hazardous jelly for a good laugh. Peace.